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Holiday inner peace...


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I received this e-mail today and thought I would pass it on. It made me smile!

Finding Inner Peace this Holiday Season


I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could
all use a little more tranquility in our lives. By following this
simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all
the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a
bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel. a bottle of Amaretto, a
bottle of Popov, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac
prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

Please pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner

Happy Holidays!


Senior Member

I luaghed out loud! I needed that. Thanks so much! I immediately passed it on to my friends and family.
Have a great Thanksgiving, everyone!<!--thanksgiving1-->


Senior Member

I immediately passed that one on. I think we could all use a little peace this holiday season.