Obviously Miracle Whip is for psychopaths, but what about mayo?

[GreenBunny]

I prefer to make my own but if I have a name brand of mayo, it would be Hellman's. This Canadian would go without rather than have Miracle Whip.

 

[forkids2]

I used to prefer Kraft, but I tried Smart Balance mayo a few years ago and now I won't buy anything else.