In the past 3 school days 3 of my little darlings have gotten themselves suspended. 2 for zero tolerence offences, and 1 for playing action hero in the ceiling (very long story). I'm tired of having the guidence councilor in and out of my room searching for stuff while I'm trying to do mid year assessments. He's a great guy and very supportive. I'm ready to go off the deep end. I've won the booby prize for the class from you know where. They won't give me combat pay, I'm running my class like a reform school (this is a regular ed room). Are dye jobs and massages tax deductible??????